If you thought Nine Circles was a nightmare, The Realistic cranks the torment to glitchy, seizure-inducing extremes. This fan-made reimagining takes the iconic wave chaos and slaps on tighter spaces, flashy visuals, and physics designed to break your focus. Created by Softable (SOF), it’s a love letter to masochists. Here’s how to survive its brain-melting gauntlet.

Controls (PC):

  • Jump/Fly/Flip: Left Mouse Click or Spacebar (timing is life or death)

The Breakdown: Why "Realistic" Means "Relentless"

0-11%: Trap-Infested Warm-Up
A moderate-speed cube opens with deceptively “simple” jumps. But hidden traps and buggy hitboxes turn this into a RNG nightmare. Nail the timing (Spacebar) or restart—no second chances.

11-18%: Ship Chaos Lite
A double-speed ship segment throws slopes and sawblades at you. Half the slopes are death traps; the others demand split-second flips (Mouse Click). Survive, and a half-speed auto cube lets you breathe… until the music drops.

18-61%: The Epileptic Wave Gauntlet
Brace for the triple-speed wave (Left/Right Mouse). Flashing colors, claustrophobic gaps, and sudden gravity/size shifts turn this into a 40% long seizure. Oversteer? Crash. Understeer? Crash. Master the spam rhythm or accept defeat.

61-72%: “Easy” Cube Lies
A simpler cube section tricks you into lowering your guard. But Softable’s trolling peaks here: fake platforms and misaligned jump orbs (Spacebar) wait to punish complacency.

72-100%: The Final Trauma

  • Double-Speed Ball: Dodge sawblades with “basic” timing—except the hitboxes are slightly off.

  • Half-Speed Auto Cube: A notorious run-killer. Even pros like Riot have rage-quit here due to glitchy transitions.

  • Triple-Speed Epileptic Cube: Flashing blocks and mirror portals warp your depth perception. Survive, and a mini-UFO flies past “SOF” (Softable’s signature)—your ticket to victory.

Pro Tips to Avoid Mental Collapse

  1. Sync Clicks to the Beat: The music is your metronome. Trust it more than your eyes.

  2. Grind the Wave First: 18-61% is the run-ender. Practice it alone until muscle memory saves you.

  3. Embrace the Glitch: Hitboxes lie. Memorize safe zones, not visuals.